Thursday, March 08, 2007

Ministry of Fashion

長大後, 我要做時尚部長, 任何本地名人或藝人代表國家出席世界級的盛典, 都必須通過我來審核他們的衣著. 我可不是隨口說說的, 這關乎國家的顏面. 國家需要一個 fashionista (如我)來確定這些國家代表, 要嘛就穿國際服裝設計師的服裝, 不然就得穿本地設計師的衣服. 看到這裡, 你還是覺得沒有問題吧. Ok, 問題來了. 他們不准許穿其他東南亞國家 ,甚至是其他亞洲國家的設計.

故事開始了.

最近有報章報導指出某位本地藝人, 興致勃勃要到奧斯卡頒獎典禮走紅地毯; 結果他人到了, 但是卻沒有照原定的計畫走奧斯卡紅地毯. 喂, 奧斯卡喔, 紅地毯喔?!!! 報導說這位藝人之所以缺席紅地毯, 是因為某位大人物發現他打算穿的晚裝是出自一名 ‘印尼’設計師的手筆. 大人物指定藝人必須穿本地設計師的作品. 藝人堅持原則, 不爽 (我猜是指定的衣服不美啦), 所以就毅然決定不走奧斯卡紅地毯了.

這位 所謂的‘印尼’時裝設計師 J的來歷, 想必大家應該都很有興趣知道.未來時尚部長, 也就是本人, 當然有做過調查. 他的生父生母都是印尼人, 他本身在印尼出生. 但是 (很重要哦), 在他五歲的時候, 他母親改嫁一名來自吉蘭丹的商人. 他在 Wangsamaju 上幼稚園和小學, 中學是在 Setapak 就讀. 那我問你, how KL boy is that? 換句話說, 他也是有唱 ‘Negaraku’的. 他現在擁有大馬永久居民證. 再問你, how Indonesian is he??? 可是大人物說他是印尼人喔, 沒有變啦.

問題又來了. 原來藝人如果一早決定穿國際設計師的couture, 如紅地毯最愛 Oscar De La Renta, Christian Dior, YSL, Armani, Versace bla bla bla, 他就會平安無事,順利走上奧斯卡紅地毯了. 大人物也不會 ka ka cau cau了. 請問, 這是甚麼原理啊喂?

我的淺見是, 不管是誰的設計, 只要是穿得好看的設計, 就是好設計, 才不必管那是哪一國的設計呢. 請別告訴我這又是 2007 大馬旅遊年的無聊效應. 搞好國家的名譽, 有許多許多管道, 這些小動作就留著管自己吧. 這個禁, 那個不許, 我覺得最應該禁的是不符合邏輯, 極端保守的思想呢.

我不是在為藝人或設計師叫屈. 嗯, 我在想, 這個國家到底是怎麼了?有哪麼少國家大事或社會問題讓大人物來解決, 所以才那麼有空去理藝人穿甚麼走紅地毯這些瑣碎事嗎? 更何況, 這個大人物的管項根本和時尚無關, 也和旅遊無關. 這才叫人莫名其妙, 耐人尋味啊. 我們就是這樣, 自己的專業不管, 偏偏就愛去雞婆自己的非專業. 越講就越氣, 妖!!!!

25 comments:

jasmine said...

越读越生气~~~
妖 妖 妖 妖~~~~~~~~

joshua said...

Linda Onn接受記者訪問:
DJ Linda Onn defends decision not to wear outfit to gala event
By SHEELA CHANDRAN
No compromise: Linda arriving at the KLIA from Los Angeles yesterday. She said the corset stitched by Radzuan did not fit her properly and was revealing.
PETALING JAYA: Upon Linda Onn’s return from Los Angeles, the ERA fm deejay defended her decision not to wear the outfit designed by local designer Radzuan Radziwill for the 79th Academy Awards red carpet event which she had been earlier slated to co-host. “It’s my body and it’s my say as to what I wear. It is a small issue over a dress,” said Linda during a phone interview yesterday. The TV host-radio deejay arrived at KLIA at noon yesterday and was mobbed by pressmen who had waited a week to get her side of the story. Linda had planned to wear a black and white modern baju kebaya created by Indonesian designer Jovian Mandagie at the gala event, Live from the Red Carpet, televised on Star Movies last Monday night. Instead she was asked to wear Radzuan’s champagne-coloured outfit the day she arrived at the Los Angeles airport. “I received Radzuan’s outfit on Sunday, about one hour before going to the Kodak Theatre,” said Linda. In her 12-page press
statement, Linda said the corset stitched by Radzuan did not fit her properly and was revealing. Local design: The baju kebaya created by Radzuan.
She was also uncomfortable wearing his creation, which she described as an unflattering “skin colour”. Linda said the problem could have been avoided had the organisers brought three or four designs for her to choose from. Star TV Associate vice-president Nini Yusof claimed that a tailor and stylist were on hand for a dress fitting, but Linda had made up her mind not to the wear the gown. At the airport, Linda said she was willing to face the consequences of her career being jeopardised but she wasn’t willing to compromise on her principles. ”It’s unfair that I was forced to do something I didn’t want to. In the past, I have worn outfits by Malaysian designers. “I feel very sad as this whole issue is over a dress. I am also glad that I stood up for myself,” she said.

joshua said...

LInda Onn 接受訪問,說實在那件大馬設計的衣服還真的不怎么樣,難怪她打死不穿http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2007/3/6/nation/17058329&sec=nation

何人可 said...

這些事情,多到講不完。
講了也只有一個字--氣。

seasonc said...

茉莉花,
你說他們是不是吃飽太得空? 講講講?!! (翻白眼中)

阿佐,
哪哪哪, 我沒有講是誰啊.

何人可,
這些事情,多到講不完。
講了也只有一個字--FUCK!

Jackie said...

哎~又多一件很多余,很多余的禁事了. 无聊~

seasonc said...

jackie,
是不是? 好像這個國家已經很繁榮, 再也沒有事情好煩了, 真是的. 納醬多稅給無路用的這班人都不知為甚麼?!!!

Princess D said...

麻鹰唔管管鸡仔?!Oscar几时轮到那班大人物出马呀,真是吃饱饭没有事做咯那班饭桶,好像很大件事酱紫劳烦到大人物出面了喂.

饭桶.

懒人 said...

吃飽無事做的大人物實在很多,請問這位大人物是誰?

我想八一八。他怎麼沒有工作做,卻來管到藝人的衣著。

IceAce said...

其实这是挺正常的,大事情做不到了,自然就有时间与精神来管小事了,不是吗?有看过哪一个没有用的上司不爱管闲事的?
想想大马有什么事情是有用到正确的方向去看的?erm。。。。。好像没有。
连马航女空姐的穿着都被那些大人们认为会引人遐想,还有什么东西他们不会想?
大马就是爱开玩笑,哈哈哈,

seasonc said...

D,
就是這句了 '麻鹰唔管管鸡仔'. 哇佬~~~

懶人,
我不能說, 說了會丟飯碗. 你email我, 我再悄悄告訴你...

IceAce,
那件也是一樁傻亥事, 一提就血壓高!

小莊 said...

有些人智商就那么一点点的,你怎可要求他们不管鸡毛蒜皮的事而去管国家大事,不发表愚论(如“部落客80%是失业女人”)而发表高论呢?

decors said...

我大吃一惊,原来有时尚部长这样的职位。
然后……

为什么“大人物”会这样空闲的啊?一定是怕自己被裁员…… 拿多多钱又没事做。嘿嘿。

song_4ever said...

看来一定是经行贿才能在那边走红地毯。
不过讲真,该 DJ 这么出名咩?

RMVB said...

malaysia boleh = salty fish able to get alive, babi able to climb the tree, ninja turtle don't like to eat pizza, superman wearing red boxer, season chee bcome sui ya chee...

seasonc said...

小莊,
做不好就下台.

Corra,
講到就豬懶.

Song4Eever,
那是 star world 的節目, DJ是半個司儀. 她是當今最紅的DJ, 連續獲得幾屆最受歡迎電台主持人獎.

BK,
wakakakakakaka~~~~~

凡奇 Frankie said...

这样也要管上了。。。真是鸡婆。。。问问他家里有没有IKEA的产品?

晨晚 said...

要搏见报也不用酱呱?没事拿事来做~ :P

seasonc said...

我才想問他又沒有包二奶甚麼的...

seasonc said...

晨晚,
你說誰搏見報??? 外界是不知道是哪個大人物的指示唷.

晨晚 said...

在说那件可八亚~哈哈!

妖!

Nightraveller said...

一针见血的部分
原來藝人如果一早決定穿國際設計師的couture, 如紅地毯最愛 Oscar De La Renta, Christian Dior, YSL, Armani, Versace bla bla bla, 他就會平安無事,順利走上奧斯卡紅地毯了. 大人物也不會 ka ka cau cau了.

and of coz,RMVB's
season chee bcome sui ya chee...hehehe!

sebastian said...

那所谓的OSCAR红毯啊,嘛就只是在JW MARRIOTT HOTEL外面走一走而已嘛..有必要搞到酱严重咩?.....我说那LINDA ONN若因此而丢饭碗,才真的最妖(X1000000000000000000000000000)嘞!

seasonc said...

晨晚,
-_-III

lixing,
只有笨蛋才會如此思想狹窄. 拿拿拿, 最近另一個又發表充滿歧視的言論, 肖!

Sebastian,
那是不同的event, Linda & Dom 是到好萊塢.

sebastian said...

OIC