童言無忌

媽咪帶愛蜜麗去散步, 路上有兩隻狗在交配.

愛蜜麗: Mummy, you see, dog fight.
媽咪: Oh yeah lo, bad dog hor, fighting.
愛蜜麗: No mummy, this one is daddy, this one is mummy, they fight and then got baby.

媽咪傻眼. 是?誰?教?她?的???